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Saturday, July 18, 2009

How could this have happened?

There’s only one explanation: Mistakes were made:

Crocs

Microsoft Vista

Jon and Kate Plus 8

Fanny packs: Perhaps the last thing that broad-of-beam Americans needed was an accessory that emphasized their girth.

Abstinence-only sex education

The Apprentice: And any other television program, contemplated or actual, featuring Donald Trump.

McDonald’s McRib

Bruno

The Atkins diet: And the Metabalife diet, the South Beach diet ...

AIG

Knight Rider: All versions.

Jell-O shooters

Gladiator flip-flops: Actually, any flip-flops worn anywhere but to the shower or the pool.

Sport utility vehicles

Chocolate martinis: Actually any cocktail labeled as a martini containing anything other than gin or vodka and vermouth.

Tattoos

7 comments:

  1. Can we keep the chocolate martinis if we change the name?

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  2. Whoa, whoa, there. Let's not throw out the bitters with the brown bathwater.

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  3. I'm with you on all of 'em!!!
    - Anne in Wisconsin

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  4. I agree with approximately half of this list. As for the other half, I'm either neutral or have a non-binary opinion. (Although, I suppose "neutral" is not an option in a binary opinion system....)

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  5. To paraphrase: There is no thing that is completely useless - it can always be used as a bad example.

    Retired in Elkridge

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  6. Without tattoos, how would anyone know where dead bishops are from?

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  7. I'm surprised you listed Knight Rider. Ok, so David Hasselhoff can't act. And, maybe you don't love cars.

    But isn't the opening narration wonderful?

    "Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champoin the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law."

    Well, anyway, at least you didn't include "MacGyver" on this list.

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