There’s only one explanation: Mistakes were made:
Crocs
Microsoft Vista
Jon and Kate Plus 8
Fanny packs: Perhaps the last thing that broad-of-beam Americans needed was an accessory that emphasized their girth.
Abstinence-only sex education
The Apprentice: And any other television program, contemplated or actual, featuring Donald Trump.
McDonald’s McRib
Bruno
The Atkins diet: And the Metabalife diet, the South Beach diet ...
AIG
Knight Rider: All versions.
Jell-O shooters
Gladiator flip-flops: Actually, any flip-flops worn anywhere but to the shower or the pool.
Sport utility vehicles
Chocolate martinis: Actually any cocktail labeled as a martini containing anything other than gin or vodka and vermouth.
Tattoos